meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Hollywood Handbook

The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The Doughboys finally both come to the studio to do another Shrimp-Off with The Boys without the chewing sounds.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

So I'm in the tower at the top of the tower with Casper, Mending and Vladimir Putin.

0:14.6

And we're trying to pick the next Colonel Sanders because it's time to enter phase 4 of our

0:25.4

plan to undermine the American government.

0:28.8

And it's got to be the right Colonel because of course we've been planning these messages

0:33.6

all throughout.

0:34.6

I remember a long time ago we had the bones and then we kind of started to get people

0:38.6

used to the idea of like eating bones which is kind of like eating people and ultimately

0:41.9

we're going to eat all the people in the world.

0:43.2

And some people did start doing that.

0:45.1

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

0:46.5

And so we go, okay, well we got them kind of close with that and then of course we had

0:50.9

it.

0:51.9

And then gold.

0:52.9

And then eating gold we put in there but then we started to do this thing where it's like

0:56.8

who is the Colonel, who is anyone, anyone can become anyone you just put on basically

1:01.3

away.

1:02.3

I'm that person now and we're getting everyone used to accepting like, oh that just

1:07.4

is the Colonel even if it fucking clearly is not.

1:11.7

And isn't even the same one that was being him that was not him last week.

1:16.1

Yeah.

1:17.1

And so we're fucking with reality.

1:19.7

We're destroying people's minds.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.