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All right, we're in, I don't know, we're overlooking a river somewhere, we're in fucking New

York, Rochester, we're in Rochester on a day off before a Rochester gig, three more gigs

to go on the most depressing tour of all time, but we'll get to that when we get home.

And this isn't even the shit town tour.

No, it should have been the shit town tour, there's so many towns that were on this where

I can't call the whole New England upstate thing the shit town tour, but they're just as

shitty as the shit town tours, almost all of them, fucking heart-fired, fucking, yeah,

in Rochester, the worst Mexican food we found, that wasn't Manchester, that's actually

where we found Mexican food that was good because we were in a really shitty area.

There's a lot of shit up here, it's a fucking garbage part of the country, I don't know what

show I was at whereas melting down as I've been slowly melting down over most of this,

where I fucking, you're the ugliest fucking women, not you specifically, but the ugliest

women in the Manchester New Hampshire.

Yeah, I don't know where it was, there was a fucking, it's just, you were on stage telling

them how horribly ugly I remember in the van beforehand telling Junior, I was going

through the, I wish they could all be California girls and they had to open with East Coast

girls, they're really slick and they're like, what do you say, they're fucking pigs, most

of them, I really dig the styles they wear, okay, we'll just go with that, that's all we

can get away with because yeah, they're slovenly, the fucking accent on New England or New

York accents on a chick are repulsive, absolutely fucking repulsive, not that we're here for

pussy, but it was just one of the things I noticed that was awful that I had to point

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