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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week on Jackie and Laurie the setup bogs you down, bulkhead gigs, “that's a comic keeping silent, not a woman”, and ingesting Billy Cosby. Comic of the Week: Lisa Curry @lisa_curry Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.8	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.9	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:12.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:15.2	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:18.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:22.5	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:25.3	So my mom's going to wear a witch hat and give out candy, and then we're going to just walk around the neighborhood.
0:31.7	Hey, welcome to the Jackie and Lori Show, you guys.
0:34.1	Hi. Hi, I'm Jackie Kitchen. You're Lori Kilmartin.
0:36.3	Yes. And we're in the middle of a
0:37.7	conversation. I gave you a gummy bug. Gummy bugs. That's what we're handing out. We're handing
0:41.5	because you like to give me things I don't want and won't eat. Right. You're never going to
0:45.3	eat a gummy bug? No. I don't like gummy food. It tastes gross. The sensation going down
0:51.9	your throat is like disgusting.
0:55.7	Give them back.
0:57.0	Fine.
0:59.6	I didn't want him at all anyway.
1:02.3	Were you politely just saying I would take them?
1:04.5	I'm like, oh, I guess I'll give him to my kid.
1:05.7	He still has teeth left.
1:06.8	Right.
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