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Once upon a time, in the faraway kingdom of kingdom, there lived a princess and her many knights.

All of the knights were strong and brave and bold.

But no knight was as strong or brave or bold as...

Red Knight, the greatest knight in all the land.

Chapter 12, the donut war.

Red Knight, the greatest knight in all the land, excelled in many things.

His swordwork was masterful. His writing was peerless. He could fire an arrow through an apple

at a hundred paces. His mustache was impressive enough to be featured on the cover of

mustache's monthly.

But if there was one thing he wasn't good at, it was cooking.

Green Knight, are you absolutely sure that it's necessary for me to go to the princess's baking party?

Yes, Red Knight, it is.

Princess Pearl sent you a special invitation.

You can't back out on the princess.

You'll hurt her feelings.

I know, it's just her baking parties are so, so... Difficult. Go ahead and laugh if you wish, Green Knight. It's easy

for you, what with your head for numbers and your talent for cooking. I'm not laughing. Cooking

can be very challenging. It's kind of you to say that, but we both know that I have as much

talent for cooking as you do for... For... I'm surprised you're having a hard time with this one. It's just that I have so many

options that I'm suffering from choice paralysis. Oh, brother. Maybe you could tell the princess

...