As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a podcaster.

For me to live any other way was nuts.

To me, those goody good people who work shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work

every day and worried about their bills were dead. I mean, they were suckers. They had no balls.

If I wanted something, I just tuck it. I ran everything.

I paid the bills. I paid the hosts. I even paid the masked maniac. Everybody had their hands out.

Everything was for the taking. We always called each other goodfellas. You would always hear from somebody.

You're gonna like Don Tony.

He's all right. He's a good fella.

He's one of us.

But if you're part of my crew, nobody ever tells you they're gonna get rid of you.

It doesn't happen that way.

There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies.

See, your haters come with smiles. They come as your friends, the people who've claimed they

care the most for your life. And now, now that's all over.

And that's the best part.

Today everything is different.

There's lots of action.

I don't have to wait around for everything like everyone else.

Oh, I didn't get the vaccine?

Fuck you, vaccine me.

Oh, your delivery guy has COVID?

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