This is the BBC.

I went away for a few days earlier this week.

And you know how it is.

You can lose track of what's happening in politics.

You can certainly lose track of what's happening in this cabinet at the moment.

So let me see if I can summarise it all for you.

Jeremy thinks that big business should keep quiet.

Boris thinks they should...well, he says he expressed skepticism about their views.

Greg thinks that they should both shut up.

Liz thinks that Michael should stop telling us all what to do.

But she's been spoken to by Theresa's allies.

Now amongst those allies we used to think was Gavin, but Gavin isn't an ally anymore.

Because he says given that he made her, he can now break her.

And he's upset that if Jeremy got the money, he's not going to get the money for his project.

And Philip says there is really no more money for any project, which will be a disappointment.

To say to it, you are still keeping our money.

All of that is giving Jeremy Corbyn many other leading figures in Labour.

That sensation, that feeling that so many English fans had when they watched Germany beaten by career.

Shardonfreude.

Isn't the truth that the real risk to jobs in our country is a Prime Minister

who is having to negotiate round the clock with their own cabinet to stop it falling apart

rather than negotiating to defend jobs of workers in this country?

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