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Guaranteed human. Here we go. The phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. An email came into the show saying my best friend Simone has been driving us nuts. She's asked me to do her a favor and pick up her wedding dress since she's so busy. And I told her, okay, I'll get it it done so why don't we have a little fun with her

let her know that well something's happened to her dress she will freak out so all we need is

a bridezilla a puppy named max and Nicole a friend who wants to phone tap her bridezilla friend

Simone and then you have the combination for a great phone tap

this is one of those phone taps where they do the call let's listen in to today's phone tap

Simone speaking how may I help you hey girl what's up hey how you doing

I'm good two days weekend we went to go and see it as we yet. It was real fun. Did you see it? Yeah, it was all right. I was right. I was right. Did you pick up my dress? Yeah. For real, did you pick it up? Yeah. Huh? But this is, don't go off now.

Don't go off, please.

You didn't get the dress?

No, I did get the dress, but.

But what?

I had a little problem with Max.

You had a problem with Max?

What they got to do with me?

He's not house train yet, so he got excited with the dress.

Nicole.

He started huffing on it and stopping. Hold on a second. Let me just explain, though. Hold on a second. Don't say another word. You close this door. Why are you closing doors for everything? Nicole. What's wrong with my dress, Nicole? I'm just trying to, let me explain first. Hold on. Let me explain.

Speak up. Say something. What the hell? So, Matt, just peed on it a little bit, which we could fix. Your dog's peed on my wedding dress. Nicole, I'm not even playing with you right now. You're dog, I'm not even playing with you right now. Hold on my dress. Hold on. Are you kidding me? Are you laughing right now?

Anyways.

So he jumped on it. There's a little holes. There's some holes. Nicole, your daughter put a hole in my wedding dress? Are you fucking calling me now at work? Why would you do that? Why didn't you call me when it happened? We can fix it, though. Nicole, you are not that stupid. Stop acting dumb right now. What do you mean?

You sound like you laughing.

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