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Run That Prank

The Doctor's Visit

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

How do you inform a wife that her husband has taken STD tests?

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.7

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,

0:09.3

it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.9

The subject, if you don't get your mama, I will.

0:17.0

No, see, that's where you're wrong.

0:19.0

You're going to do that. You don't get your mama. I will. It's going to. I don't do what my mom over there doing. Yeah. Right now, though, it is the nephew's turn to give us the prank phone call for today. What you got, Nuff? The doctor's visit. The doctors visit. Let's go, Kat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger Belton, please. He's not here. May I take a message? My name is Mark B. I'm calling from the clinic from Dr. Robert Gooding's office. Turn that music down. Hold on. I'm sorry. Say that again. Okay, can you hear me?

0:55.0

I can hear you now. I'm sorry.

0:56.0

I'm trying to reach Roger G.

0:57.0

He's not here.

0:59.0

Okay, I'm calling from the clinic from Dr. Robert G.

1:02.0

...office and I'm trying to get some information to him.

1:05.0

Do you know when he actually be in?

1:07.0

No, actually I don't. Is everything okay? Well, you know, everything's fine. I mean,

1:13.5

nothing that can't be handled. But we're trying to actually get some information to him so that

1:19.3

he can actually come back in for the results. Okay. Well, I don't know when I can, he's supposed to be here

1:25.7

now. I'm not sure when I can tell you he's

1:28.8

going to be back okay who am I I sorry I didn't ask you earlier man who am I actually speaking

1:33.3

with this is his girlfriend uh and your name is Jan okay so uh Jan you know you say you don't

1:41.5

know you don't have an idea when he'll be back no you. You're starting to make me kind of get a little concerned, though. No, no, no. Wow. Okay. I tell you what, this is the number that he actually left of us to give him a call on his results, and we're not getting an answer. I don't have another number on hand. Do you have any specific time I can actually call back and maybe I'll get him? Again, you're making my, my stomach is getting nervous right now. What is, what is the problem? Well, actually, you know, what it is, Mr. Roger B. came in for, uh, to take a few tests, and he took some tests, and we actually have the results in, and we'd actually really like for him to come back. I don't know anything about, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but I don't know anything about any test. He hasn't told me anything about going to a clinic or anything like that. I see. So what kind of test are you talking about? Well, I mean, ma'am, I'm really not at liberty to give you any kind of information unless you're actually on the paperwork. So, you know, it's not anything something that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off that you are the next of Ken or the person that we can actually give the information to. You do understand, I don't you? I do, and I'm pretty certain. I mean, the way we operate in this house, so I'm pretty certain that I'm on the paperwork. So would you please go ahead? Let me pull up Roger's stuff on computer here, and I'll see what I... Give me one second, please. Sure. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Now, let me scroll down for next of kin. Okay, I got a Janus That is me.

3:09.2

I mean, everybody calls me jam, but that's me.

3:11.9

Janice.

3:11.9

Wow.

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