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So I know you guys don't watch Homeland, which is probably for the best. I've never seen it.

You're not missing much. But, so this week, I watch it all the time just because I'm a glut for punishment. But this week, Carrie Matheson, the league character, who is out of a job because, let me get this straight, I think she was going to work for the President-elect who was nearly assassinated by the

deep state but now she's on the outside of the president-elect anyway

carry needs a job so she can move out of her sister's house. This is like

general hospital but for the CIA? It's like general hospital yet for the CIA basically.

I remember when I said like Faldo was like Holland and Israel but good. So anyway

she's moving out that was just don't worry I I have a job lined up. I have an interview this afternoon

at Brookings.

So...

And then Brookings turns around and tweets, Dear Carrie, we notice you seem to have missed your interview please give us a call.

That's great.

Was she interviewing to be the head of security?

It's not clear and I'm wondering if they're going to go with this plot line

because I want to know what's the over-under on the chances that she goes to work for like a Middle East policy expert who also has a renegade podcast.

Or like, you know, a governance expert who runs a deep state blog.

Excellent.

I think the two of you are going to be characters in Homeland.

I do have an opening for a research assistant right now.

Okay, Carrie, call to Amy's office.

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