Wooo! Let's get this party started, you guys. It's been a while since I've done a solo.

I know I've done it in the last episode, but this is truly, truly a solo, and I'm not gonna lie.

I was a little bit nervous for this episode because I haven't done a solo in a little bit of time,

and it's kind of like a lot of pressure. You know, you can't work off of other people to make

Woody jokes. You really gotta rely on yourself here. So last night, I'll be honest with you if you're

watching this. What is that background noise? What the heck? You guys, the the airplanes and

the ambulances and the helicopters in LA are just absolutely non-stop. I can't sleep at night.

It will actually, at this point, it's kind of like that white noise. It's like having a white

noise machine with like the waves crashing, but instead of that, it's like super obnoxious sirens.

So I'm really sorry for that little like kick back in the audio for a second there.

But I'll be honest, you guys. Last night, it was a Friday night. Today, it's a Saturday morning.

I haven't been feeling that great lately. It's having some lady issues, you know, and so Friday night,

last night, I took, you know, took it easy, and in honor of, to their Swift's 10-minute all too

well coming out, I took it upon myself to watch not only one rom-com, but two, and the second one

being Dear John. So today, my face is a little swell, swollen. It had lots of tears come out.

Any amount of water that I drink this past week, which is always less than you're supposed to drink,

actually came out of my eyeballs. So instead, I went for a walk to have it kidney this morning to go get

a, to a meal in a matcha, which this is like the third match I've ever had, and I still don't

like them. They taste like seaweed to me, but for whatever reason, I just feel kind of like,

feel kind of cool drinking them. I don't know, it's different than a coffee, and I feel like it

doesn't give you that like coffee breath. Coffee breath is the literal worst. Plus like, my teeth have

been getting a little bit like darker, so this is really random, but my front tooth on my right is

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