The Divine Right Of Smoothie Kings

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

You’re probably not going to play professional football, so how should you decide where to attend college? Our academic survey can tell you! The “Which school has the most convenient parking" answers won’t surprise you; the “Which school has the best food" answers definitely will! Also covered: The crucial categories of “waterslide availability" and “places to take a nap in public" Eat shit, US News & World Report The University of Texas’s clutch of Panera-level fascist boosters don’t deserve a good-faith argument, and you shouldn’t give them one! A Charity Bowl challenge is issued! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You mentioned Wake Forest being number two, I think, on the worst parking in the country.
0:05.4	Wake Forest is located here in Winston-Salem, where my wife and I live.
0:09.5	My wife got her master's degree from Wake Forest online, and we live in Winston-Salem.
0:17.5	This is a huge idea of how fucking horrible it is to try it forever.
0:22.7	Go to Wake Forest!
0:26.0	First off, to get in, I don't know if you've ever been there, but to get into the campus of Wake Forest,
0:32.6	you have to drive through like a mile and a half of woods that surround the campus.
0:37.5	The fucking campus is like that M-night Shyamalan movie village?
0:41.7	Yes! 100%.
0:44.5	It's just a bunch of New Englanders who are trapped there, and they think it's 1986.
0:49.2	Is this why we didn't know Tim Duncan was like super basic?
0:55.5	Yeah, because he was just hiding, and he's like, hey guys, I just like it's 1986.
1:01.3	And they're like, so do we!
1:03.3	Just to give you an idea.
1:04.5	I've never played forever!
1:05.5	I've never seen that he found his tribe.
1:07.7	Well, let's just put it this way.
1:10.0	He had to move to San Antonio, Texas to figure out he liked weed.
1:37.4	Welcome to the shutdown full cast!
1:43.1	You're listening to the internets only College Football Podcast, and the only podcast that
1:49.3	I think dares to tell the cold truth about the sport, which is this, that most people who
1:58.6	play football, you're going to go pro in something else, and we're going to get to that.
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