Spoiler alert, there will be a lot of chat about what happens in the show in this video because baby reindeer, I have to say it like that because that's how they say it in the show.

It's about a failed comedian, right? He's not funny, but he is interesting and he's a bit weird and he's sort of questioning his sexuality as he works in a bar hoping that one day he's become this famous comedian and this little

fat Scottish lass walks through the door one day absolute loser no offense but she hasn't got much of

a life bless her and he just takes a bit of pity on and he thinks I'll offer her a cup of tea biggest mistake

of his life never offer someone you don't know a cup of tea after this don't even be nice as

strangers in fact it saves time trust us if there's one thing i've learned keep as many people

away from me as possible so this little woman martha seems a very lovely woman and by the way

this is all a true story according to the writer richard gard and he gets chat new her feels a bit sorry

for her but she does seem quite nice at the start.

As they all do, am I right, lads?

Now she claims to be a lawyer, even though at the time she couldn't afford the cup of tea.

That was the red flag. That was his chance right there to go, you're a bit weird you.

But he gave her the benefit of the doubt, and this woman proceeded to stalk him for fucking ages and make his life a living hell

Now let's talk about a few of the things that this chubby little woman did do him

Oh, she is. You say she's not chubby? I mean that's putting it lightly if we're being

Anyway, I mean first of all there was just thousands upon thousands of calls, text, emails, she just

wouldn't leave this poor lad alone. And when he did attempt to establish some boundaries, she didn't give a fuck. He'd be doing his little stand-up comedy act, and it was wretched, it was awful, no one was laughing. And this woman is in the background showing up unannounced. He wasn't inviting her. She just figured out where he was going to be.

And she's cackling and then starting some of the dialogue in the middle of his comedy act because she just missed him. Fucking lunatic. Yeah, but it gets worse. So what else did you do? She started stalking his ex-girlfriend who he happened to live at her mother's house, like renting a room. he ended up getting kicked out of that because of it.

The woman had swilled his ex-girlfriend for no reason, just walking down the street. She didn't even know who she was. She started harassing his parents. She called up the dad's workplace and told them that the dad was a pedo, which obviously didn't go down well. He actually picked up with a little girlfriend halfway into the show.

She happened to be trans and he was out on a date with her. She gate crashed, pinned the girl down, ripped clumps of her hair out. Perfectly normal. She then glassed him also not long after that. Because why not, in it? You won't reply to me. So seems fair. And despite all the violence, the threats that calls all of craziness, one of the weirdest things she did was just sit outside of the bus stop, outside of his home, and heckle him as he walked past on the way to work. She then stay there all day just for that one minute he walked past her at the night time coming back in from work. And eventually the heckling stopped, and her her eyes just glazed over like a lion in a zoo or something, just waiting and waiting and waiting for months on end. She didn't even look like she was having a shower. She must have stunk. Until he eventually like took her home and did like this fake breakup just to try and get it through her head like, we aren't a thing anymore. And weirdly he he seemed to enjoy the attention, like fully. But she was absolutely bat-shit crazy. And the maddest thing is, is he knew, as he was sort of getting to know her, he googled her, she'd been done for this shit before by stalking really well-off, powerful people, in fact. And he still carried on sort of entertaining it until it got too far so he definitely didn't help himself now at the start of the show it says this is a true story and I'm like okay maybe the more this happens the more you're like come on fuck off even not just her there's another geyser in there who promises him he's going to make all of his dreams come true he's going to to make him a star. And he drugs them up and does all sorts of them

in the middle of the night.

It's terrible.

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