The Distractible Paradox

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:02.0	and welcome to distractible. This episode, Boyant Bob, as paternal about his progeny's
1:08.4	flatulence, claims animals have no animus, then throws down the gauntlet.
1:13.1	Wipable Wade boosts the bangles, slander's streetcars, proposes universe-sucking wood and beefs on brand.
1:21.2	Gerrymandering Mark respects divine indifference, rises on rustles, and gets irate over infinity, from kidnapping quarterbacks
1:30.3	to thirsty asses.
1:32.9	Yes, it's time for the distractible paradox.
1:39.2	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
1:45.8	Hello and welcome back for yet another episode of everyone's favorite podcast.
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