The Dissy Awards: A Definitely Real Awards Show | 28

Diss and Tell

Wondery

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.2 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Hey, Dissers! To round out our first year of dissin’ and tellin’, we’re taking a look back at some of our favorite feuds, shades, and slights in the first-ever annual Dissy Awards - a totally real, highly established award ceremony that celebrates the best of the best in the world of pop culture rivalries. With awards categories like “Most Unhinged Side Character” and “The Wendy Williams Award for Most Out of Pocket Insult”, we’re giving you the high stakes and prestige you’ve come to expect from your hosts Sydney & Matt. Raise a glass for the Dissy Awards. See you at the after-party!

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0:00.0	A listener note. This episode contains strong language.
0:16.8	Welcome to the first annual Dissies, the very real award show where we pick the most memorable people and moments from a year of diss and tell.
0:27.5	We're so honored to be selected as this year's hosts.
0:30.9	If we were not selected as this year's hosts, I would be pissed off.
0:35.3	I would be pissed off, but I would understand.
0:37.0	Sure, Chris Rock was unavailable, so we'll have to step in.
0:42.0	Matt, who are you wearing?
0:43.5	I'm in the luxury gap collection, and they make a beautiful red carpet sweater and some stunning slacks.
1:00.3	Tasteful. And some dusty sneakers. Nice. I wish I could say a designer chose these outfits, but... It was you. Sydney, who are you wearing? Who am I wearing? I'm wearing
1:06.1	a Sydney Battle original. And by that, I mean, I bought a five-pound t-shirt at Primark about eight years ago.
1:14.6	I thought at first you were announcing how much the shirt weighed.
1:17.9	No, five English pounds.
1:20.7	That's an impeccable British accent.
1:22.9	And it started to get holes in it. And so I started to embroider it all over with cigarettes because the shirt says
1:30.8	merci.
1:31.7	And I'm not wearing any shoes right now, actually.
1:34.8	Oh, we are getting that telltale music.
1:38.4	It is time to crown our winners.
1:44.3	With the new Lloyd's app, you can do it all.
1:47.5	You can freeze your card if you misplace it.
1:50.1	Whilst you search behind the sofa.
1:52.1	Blame the dog.
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