The DISGUSTING Truth About People Who Don’t Flush in Public Bathrooms
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Public bathroom horror stories. The disgusting truth about people who don't flush. |
| 0:06.8 | Okay, I did this once because I had no choice. I had to be somewhere early for work that was |
| 0:11.6 | one and a half hours away. So I was driving this whole time before sunrise drinking a coffee. |
| 0:16.6 | A little nervous for this work thing, and now I have to go real bad. I find a random |
| 0:21.5 | Denny's and I run straight into the bathroom. There's only one store. I lock the door |
| 0:25.6 | and turn to find somebody else has clogged the entire bowl with paper and their own butt-borne |
| 0:30.7 | monstrosities. I proceed to push out this ridiculous soft-serve mountain on top of the soggy paper |
| 0:36.6 | platform, like a McDonald's ice cream |
| 0:38.7 | cone, but with number two. The entire pile is above the water. I had to hover and wipe just |
| 0:44.3 | to avoid touching it. I had no choice but to top it off with a blanket of fouled paper. By the |
| 0:50.1 | time I'm done, the summit is a good three inches above seat level. I could push that plunger |
| 0:54.6 | a hundred times and the whole structure wouldn't budge. Absolutely shameful. If anyone here |
| 1:00.8 | is a Denny's employee in Northridge, California, that had to deal with this, I'm so sorry. Can you |
| 1:06.7 | imagine if a worker saw the first one, left to go get their hazmat suit on and came back to |
| 1:11.6 | see it had tripled in size? |
| 1:13.6 | Used to work in a small office with two separate bathrooms, one on either side of our office space. |
| 1:19.6 | Each was a tiny room with a toilet and a sink. |
| 1:22.6 | There was a guy who, without fail, about an hour or two after lunch, would decimate one. Crime scene-level mess |
| 1:29.3 | with the odour to boot, and that same odour would waft out to the nearest cubicle residents |
| 1:34.3 | who complained daily. He never flushed, and his excuse was that he had read how toilets |
| 1:39.3 | create an aerosol effect when they're flushed, which sends a cloud of mist into the air, and he |
| 1:44.1 | refused to endure that, because who knows who else has used that toilet? asole effect when they're flushed, which sends a cloud of mist into the air, and he refused |
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