Welcome back to yet another episode of Aaron is the whatever. I'm your co-host

one ever. Doug, excuse me, Douglas. Whatever. Joining me by contractual

obligation is this one. Hi, it's me, Aaron. But yeah, no, Jack, you're whatever.

Just whatever. You're like so, whatever. You're like so, whatever. Aaron. Yes? This

is our twelfth episode, aka the dirty dozen. The dirty dozen. This is not an

Aaron's dozen. This is not an Aaron's dozen. It's just a dozen. It's just a dozen. Yeah. Yeah.

Not bad. Not bad. Stop. Stop. I hate speech jammer so much. I feel like I read

somewhere that the US Army is using like speech jamming devices. What? Just to

like, yeah, to fuck people up. No way. I don't believe that. What is that on

your like Twitter newsfeed? That's like the equivalent. Yeah, probably. That's

like the equivalent of anybody being like, oh, I saw it on Facebook. Like, that's

not real. It's not. It's true. It's not a legitimate news. It's not. It's

absolutely not. It's honestly, it's a fair comparison to make. But any who, the

Army uses sound guns. And this is our dozen episode of Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. Jack, are

you happy to be here on the dozenth day of the dozenth year of our dozenth God? I am

honestly shocked that we made it to a dozen. I still I will never not be offended by your

surprise that we made it anywhere like at all. Well, I'll tell you why I never saw myself

as a podcast guy like a few years ago. You're still not a podcast guy. Excuse you. I'm

the podcast guy. What's the show called again? I don't remember. Unimportant. You're my

co-host. I'm the host. You're the co-host. It's like, I'm the president. You're the vice

president. No, we're, no, we're both vice presidents. We're both co-hosts. We can't run

a country with two vice presidents. And no president. I am the president. You are the

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