The Dirtiest Places In The World

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, I have @Frank_Alvarez on to talk about the dirtiest parts of your body & some good ole' animal sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:01.5	Today I have one of my good friends, my friend,
0:05.2	good friends.
0:06.0	Oh, my best friend.
0:06.7	Sorry, we're still doing that.
0:07.8	I, to the day I die.
0:09.2	If I don't say best friend,
0:12.1	when introducing Frankie, he gets very upset.
0:14.3	Because it hurts.
0:15.5	I need the world to know where the fuck I stand.
0:17.5	Yeah, since pre-K.
0:19.1	Literally.
0:20.3	This is a true story.
0:21.2	In second grade, this girl Kelsey gave me this thing
0:25.8	on Valentine's Day.
0:26.9	That's bitch.
0:28.2	This little card.
0:29.6	And it said, to my best friend, Joey, love Kelsey.
0:35.7	This kid takes it and goes,
0:38.6	Listen man, thought I was your best friend.
0:40.3	And he even fucking talked to me for like a week.
0:43.0	Well, you know, you got to make sure I set the precedent
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