Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes. Now here's your host, head chef of the men's room,

the Ted Nuggett.

He'll show it a half.

Thank you folks, thank you.

You guys enjoy eating contaminated foods?

You know it.

More containment.

I will only eat a canned food if there's a big ass dent on the side or if it's rusted.

Yeah, well, most of it don't know.

You go by produce, organic produce, and then there's contaminated produce.

Mm-mm. It's right next to it. It's hard to miss.

Yeah, come on down to TEDs.

We're contaminated with flavor. Contaminated with savings.

So this is a list of the dirty dozen.

The most contaminated foods, uh, basically at your grocery store.

So these are all healthy then. Propp, because I'm guessing. at your

grocery store. So these are all healthy then.

Probably because I'm guessing.

I mean you're not contaminated. Like cinnamon toast crunch isn't contaminated.

But I think of all the things that seem like E. coli and it always seems like

spinach or not brusas sprouts

alfalfa sprouts.

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