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Okay, so our middle child, Olivia, who is at the University of Tennessee, had gone on a bike ride this weekend. And I am, again, in Birmingham, I am almost finished with this chapter.

Torque. Yes, which has been a blast, I have to tell you. But I, we have Life 360 on them so we can check like, you know, where they are, make sure, especially with Charlotte driving a lot right now. There's, you know, she's having to do a lot of stuff on her own, getting places, a lot of grad parties and baseball games and all this kind of stuff. So I always like to check that she's, you know, on the road, made it there, all that kind of stuff.

So for some reason, yesterday on Saturday, I just happened to, Olivia had told me that they were her and Jack, her boyfriend, were going to go on a bike ride. And I just happened to look like at Life 360s.

I was really checking more on Charlotte, but I could see everybody. And I have us in there as the chok chicas, the girls.

And so Charlotte's where she is. And Olivia is like, looks like in the middle of the woods.

She was like in Maryville, Tennessee, like in the middle of the woods. Because on Life 360,

you can set it for like, you know, different settings, like, I don't know, roads or 3D or whatever. But anyways, she was in the middle of the woods. She had gotten there at 1.15. And it was like 515 and her locations hadn't moved for four hours. And I was like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. So I always worry about Olivia because she's very independent and sometimes she rides her bike without her boyfriend. And I was like, I wonder if he's there and God forbid, like did she go over a cliff? You know, because she's kind of like mountain biking and like what has happened to her. And so I texted her, but I could also, you can also see people's battery. And so she was like at 16%. I text her, I'm like,

hey, you need to charge your battery if you're out riding your bike, because I do always worry, God forbid if something, people fall off their bikes. I mean, listen, it happens. And I'm like, you know, you need to charge your battery and all this stuff. And so didn't hear anything from her. locations hadn't moved.

And so then I hit the little button to recalibrate your locations to where if something's going on the phone, but it said battery is low and there's no cell service where this person is. And I'm like, oh my God. Oh, my God. She's been eaten by a mountain lion. Like something has happened, right? And the texts are going in green instead of blue well you're

texting iPhone well you're texting iPhone to iPhone because you both have iPhones so when it turns green

it's sent as a text message which means she's either her phone is dead or she has no service and then

I texted you and I said hey loki a little worried right now but I'll let you know what's happening

and so I reach out to her right now and send her a text, which I did. I know. I just didn't want you to do it because I was worried about, like, her battery and everything. I didn't want to, like, spam her, you know, and her not have battery. So then, oh, about 45 minutes later, she reaches out to me and she says that she, they had gone biking

and they just didn't have cell service that they had pitched a hammock and there's a bunch of,

there's like a car, there was a car show thing going by and that they had watched all these

cars go by and they just didn't have cell service in their back. And I know to some of you, this would seem like slightly paranoid

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