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I don't know how on earth anybody can say that I'm cynical talking about Rylans' autobiography,

the impending doom of a pamphlet, ladies and gentlemen.

And he's going to talk about his time on this morning.

How boring.

In other words, his own private life is so dull and dreary. Good Lord. Gay bloke gets job on television. Thank you very much indeed. End of. Old Colin Campbell and her son Dimmer, who looks a bit like sort of some wayward spiv. Honestly, they look really peculiar together,

and they go, she's obviously now trying to rebuild what existed of a jokingly called career earlier on.

What he does for a living, no idea, but he's wearing very odd clothes. They're a little bit sort of

ponzi clothes he's wearing. Perhaps they think this is what, she was out near her home in Chelsea.

She doesn't live in Chelsea,

she lives out in the countryside. But, um, they say, uh, she went on a lunch date. As I say,

she's just been revolting. Nobody's remotely interested in her. He obviously tried to tart her up.

To do what? I don't know. I don't know what, you know, what do they think she can do? The answer is not a lot. Dimmer can certainly, you know, do with some experience of life,

because he hasn't had very much, I'm afraid. Fern McCann, showcasing the results of her jungle diet, soaking up the sun down under, because she hasn't actually got, there's nothing really

for her to come back to. There is no work. There is no job. So get her on the beach with a photographer,

and they go, we'll put these pictures in the paper. And she wasn't Crown Queen of the Junction. She came third. So, you know, out of somebody in a

boy band. So even worse. Lauren Goodyear. Back in Towie, way too old. I'm sorry, dear,

mini skirt at the age you are now, which is what, mid-30s, is it? Mid-30 is pushing 40? And those sort of boots, cheap-tarty

outfit, cheap-tarty person, foul-mouthed as usual, and they've actually tried to sort of get

her back on there. So they've sort of put it with Chloe Sims. It's like the blind leading the

blind in the program. It's not going to work. And here's Chloe Sims looking like I don't know what you look like darling I mean

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