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Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Trump is raising money with NFTs again to try and compete with Kamala, who raised $545 million. The Kelce brothers secured a $100 million deal with Wondery (Amazon), and Pavel Durov, the CEO of Telegram, has been detained in France.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	What's up everybody before we start this episode?
0:01.8	As always want to tell you about my live touring dates.
0:03.8	You can see me in Dania Beach, Florida, September 13th through the 15th,
0:06.6	Tacoma, Washington, September 19th through the 21st,
0:09.3	Las Vegas, September 27th through the 29th,
0:11.5	West Nyak, New York, October 11th through the 13th,
0:14.3	Braya Improv, October 25th through the 27th.
0:16.7	Milwaukee, December 5th through the 7th, Austin, December 20th through the 22nd,
0:21.2	Rochester, January 16th through the 18th.
0:23.7	Join the Fediverse, access our weekly bonus episodes at Patreon.com slash Janus
0:29.7	Papas Hour. It's only five bucks a month. Support the infrastructure here. Thank you for your support. We love the fans and thank you very much for your viewership and your listenership.
0:40.0	Now let's start the episode. Hello citizens of America, my name is Janus Papis and I am an absolutely fake newscaster.
0:54.0	Fake news should make you happy because real news is going to make you sad.
0:59.0	We perused it and it ain't good.
1:02.0	It's no Bueno as the Hispanics and Latin X like to say.
1:07.0	That's no Bueno. So today we're just focusing on Wales and sea water and fish sticks. Who don't like a good fish stick? A good fish stick with
1:19.2	tartar sauce. Tartar sauce I think is just may Mayo with spices by the way.
1:24.0	Also Russian dressing brings ketchup and mayonnaise together.
1:28.0	So it's the first diversity condiment.
1:31.0	It's the first interracial marriage that created a mulatto baby.
1:37.0	Thank you to Russian dressing for making pinks.
1:41.0	Sauce alive. Also you can make pink sauce by taking tomato sauce and putting a
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