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Fin vs History

The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Why Do White People Always Want To Chop Their Knobs Off? The White Slave Trade (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh  Chapters: 00:00 - The First Idea 07:08 - Real Non Verbal Stuff 11:05 - Racist Magician 18:00 - Enforced Non-Binaryism 21:18 - Give Me My Balls Back! 25:36 - The Bee Gees 30:20 - First Turkish Hairline 39:12 - Charlie’s Language 46:35 - Grok Is Errol Musk 51:24 - Confronting The Oppressor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

From 1530 to 1780, over a million white Europeans were enslaved by Africans.

0:07.0

This is their story.

0:09.0

These slaves are in great health, strong, zero disabilities.

0:14.0

Actually, I've got ADHD. Not all disabilities are visible, and I do find the work environments are quite overstimulating.

0:21.6

Yeah, also I'd like to say that I suffer from lots of social anxiety, so having a room with lots of people, my social battery gets drained incredibly quickly.

0:29.6

Yeah, I've also got eczema as well on the back of my knee.

0:32.6

What do I feed them?

0:34.6

White bread, any bread, simple.

0:36.6

Sorry, I'm actually gluten intolerance. I'm trying to cut sort of processed carbs out of my diet. If I'm going to have bread, maybe I could rye bread or something like that. While we're on the topic, I'm trying to cut out of dairy. I get quite gassy after cheese. I can we introduce it maybe later. Ideally, we could have like five ferment a day. That's good for guts. To be fair though, bro, I don't feel I can afford both of them with the trainer budget right now. It's too much. That is the beauty of the white sleeve! You give them one pair of shoes, they never change them again! So you're telling me they get the dirty Jordans and let their sleeve? That's how they like it. The only thing we ask is that the shoes have a sensible heel. Anglesport. But to be honest, if you buy a sensible pair of shoes, you shouldn't have to replace them. For years. For years. Any mountain warehouse will repair them if they get damaged. And don't just save money on the trainers. On the cloth, you can buy small cloth because they all have very small cocks. Oh, well, well, no, they're not tiny. We're tall men. They just look small. Proportionally. Proportionally. They're not big cocks. I wouldn't want to brag about it. Yeah. But they're not But they're not, we're just tall. Just to clarify. If we were short, they'd look normalised. It's a perspective really. It's a perspective thing. There's small cocks. Anything though, bro, they've been talking a lot. They don't seem the most obedient, are they? Oh, that, they the hell? Watch this. Catch!

2:01.6

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my, my, give that here, my mayonnaise, that's my mayonnaise, that's my mayonnaise.

2:08.6

Don't you think, they, look at their, their screw me, look at their vibe is off.

2:12.6

Oh, I'm gonna guarantee them keep them around when I'm putting them in the field. Ah, that's the thing. Their music is very important to them.

2:22.3

Yes, it boost their morale, boost the white spirits.

2:25.3

It's called it Caucasian spiritual.

2:28.3

I'm a creep, I'm a widow. Oppressive on the air

2:36.0

Offbeat

2:37.0

But they move offbeat as well

2:41.0

You ain't so sorry

2:43.0

Wake me up in Zay

2:45.0

Can't wake up

2:46.0

Lights will guide you home and ignite You're so big. I'll take the one with a really small cock. Well, that would be him. That would him. Who's the one with the small cock? Well, I'm taller. So I'm smaller. I'm taller. I'm taller. No, I mean, no, I'm taller with the bigger cock. No, no, no, no, not what I said. Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs.

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