The Devious Bisexual Door Dasher w/ Cameron Esposito
Scam Goddess
Earwolf
4.8 • 7.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | scam, con, robber free, and fraud scam, con, robber free, and fraud scam, gotis. |
| 0:19.0 | What's poppin' congregation is your girl Lacey mostly aka scam god is back for another installment of podcast scam god is all about robbery fraud and those who practice it. |
| 0:28.0 | Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. We won't know until we get through the episode but first yes, call the response the church let the church say amen. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey congregation y'all know I'm very yes excited extremely excited for today's guest first time guest on the show huge get we have an amazing standup comedian you've seen her on NBC CBS Comedy Central Cartoon Network and more you can check out her podcast query where she interviews LGBTQ plus |
| 0:57.0 | LGBTQ plus luminaries including Roxanne gay tricks and Mattel friend of the show and Lena weights just to name a few congregation please welcome Cameron Esposito to the show. |
| 1:07.0 | Yes, Cammy here you can also cammy in the third person it's not reflected anywhere else in my life but I do have several jackets where I got the brand I love the brand back self-cous. |
| 1:18.0 | It's a brand and I mean I want to call you cammy now. |
| 1:23.0 | We're not jacket no you can okay I'm gonna start the only one everyone's gonna be calling you cammy by the end of 2023. |
| 1:31.0 | But Cammy we always ask our guests on the show what is the relationship with scams you love them do you hate them have you ever ran any haven't even run on you could be anything friends. |
| 1:42.0 | Oh no this is rough this is rough because right I mean so I was raised very religious really Catholic. |
| 1:53.0 | What Catholic grade school high school religion as we all know Catholicism scam also I was a theology majoring college because I thought maybe I wanted to be a priest scam over the pandemic I took a bunch of masters theology classes because I thought maybe I still want to be a priest. |
| 2:11.0 | I still want to be a priest scam also I may and this is something that I don't have I do not have more bandwidth to talk about today but I will say at some point there is going to be a creative project that reflects that I have also been oh my goodness that's a huge scam because that is a scam and I think partially being raised with like strict religion. |
| 2:40.0 | That has like a very specific shit to say about something but then losing that faith that is somebody who is. |
| 2:50.0 | Prime pickin yeah cuz you wait for like here here's the playbook of life do all it is today we got we got some brass case we got some clouds hundred and we got your grandma up there so like just follow what the book says and then we're from that to like everything nothing matters. |
| 3:07.0 | Yeah you're just on your own man you're out there and you just making choices and nothing fucking matters it's a lot it's a lot of a crap but we need something to matter and I I oscillate between existential doom and being like oh my life as a purpose and yeah you're right that's a perfect place for a man like the longest haircut weird as weird as vibes ever to pull up and be like hey. |
| 3:33.0 | Complete volleyball or even worst in my case a woman you know what I mean I'm a man yes I would be able. |
| 3:42.0 | Exactly I think a man I'm ready to believe that he's selling me garbage but congratulations to cuz especially being raised in the Catholic church it's men all the way up and down you can go I know who I shouldn't believe about solutions to life men but then woman comes in you go I'm |
| 4:01.8 | wasn't even I was given no information as to where God is like I'm like oh you must get it that's why it's almost like I'm earth is like a her you know but I feel like a |
| 4:13.2 | double scam when you grow up really religious but then also religion is your school like going like you got to pray for you go down the slide like that's too much. |
| 4:20.8 | It's not they should the Catholic church did such a good job of normalizing itself because like okay think about it like now today I think it's viewed as like people think of art that the Catholic church paid to have made as art you should go visit you know if you're like in Europe. |
| 4:49.8 | Or city of places that they have colonized because they also stole the best fucking land everywhere that they went they like if there was a if there was a some sort of indigenous culture that had like a spot upon the hill that was where there was a you know that was sacred they fucking were like I know if we have that hill spot that's where people will see us so they stole all that shit and specifically in Europe they did a great job of like hiring really amazing artists and having those |
| 5:19.7 | people paint their paintings paint their stories in paintings and and make you know statues and stuff it's like hiring the best musicians of today to write songs about Scientology and after a while you'd be like I don't know that's kind of catchy like I'm in let me make a |
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