Don't you know that you were working at the place that published some of the greatest artists of the century?

Halston, Lagerfeld, Delarenta.

And what they did, what they created, was greater than art.

Because you live your life in it.

You think this is just a magazine? This is a shining beacon of hope for, oh, I don't know.

Let's say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers

pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class

and reading runway under the covers at night with a flashlight.

You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls.

And what's worse, you don't care.

Wake up, sweetheart.

You can write a book. You could write a book, the definitive Miranda Priestley expose.

Hosted by Marjorie.

Her opinion is the only one that matters.

Brock.

You know what's funny is you've changed, you have, you're much more confident.

Kept those eyebrows, though, didn't you?

And Arnie.

Everybody wants this.

Everybody wants to be us.

But be warned, this episode will contain detailed plot spoilers and mildly objectionable language.

Gird your loins!

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