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Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here,

and we're ready to podcast.

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega coming to you from Twin Health Community Church.

We're every single week, we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

Ooh, it's a treat and a treasure.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome Gray Hats.

Christ is on high because he's my guy, Hallie. How are you? Oh, so blessed, so excited for our guest today because, well, just like Jesus did battle with Satan during those three days that he was

buried before he resurrected, our guest today is also doing battle with the evil one. It is my pleasure

to introduce Christine Grunch. Welcome to the program. How you doing, Christine? Hello, my gorgeous ones. How are you both?

Oh, what...

Christine, you are a ray of sunshine. It's so nice to see you. I am, I feel so privileged to finally

meet you in the flesh. It's so nice. We are just absolutely overjoyed to have a friend from across the pond.

We know God is doing awesome things over in the UK. You know, there's awesome churches over there,

but still sometimes even people from across the pond have to come over and see what Jesus is doing because he's working so powerfully here.

Praise be. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Christine, you stand out because I'm, and you told me before that's a fascinator on your head.

And immediately when I saw you walk into church, I thought, you know, I don't think she's from here. What is that one today? It's different than the other day. I have a bird's nest on my head. But I designed it. I've designed it myself. That's what I do in my spare time when I'm not looking after the babes. I'm wearing fascinators. I'm designing hats. I'm doing everything like that. I've got to keep busy. I'm a busy. I want to feel busy. I've got to be busy. Busy, busy, busy. That's me. You two are gorgeous. Look at you two. Oh. Wow. How long have you been married you two? Oh, no, we're not married. No, we're not married.

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