Thank you.

Hello.

Hey, where?

Well, hello.

Hey, bird.

It's so nice to have you here where you belong.

I never knew. New.

Save them. So, Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory. The show that's secretly a long

meta story about my week after week march toward baldness as I slowly tear all my

hair out trying to make sense of the symbolic nonsense developers throw at me.

In this week's edition of Matt Pat's Journey to Premature Chrome Domeness,

Hello Neighbor, because, well, the game was supposed to be released tomorrow and it was really my last chance to try and predict the plot after two more alphas and a beta had been released.

I even had a theory mostly hammered out and then of course the unthinkable, a delay it had been Scott Coffin it would have been

released like three days earlier but no a delay until December but then something

even more unthinkable beta three goes public and the developer announces all sorts of information about the final game.

In just five minutes of them talking, we get so much information.

One of the basements, one of the bosses, fear rooms, the fact that this is only 40% of the full games.

So I took the remnants of my shattered script then went back to the drawing board with all this new information only to come to some very interesting conclusions.

So put your globes on ice and hold on to your umbrellas, because if you don't it'll probably glitch out and force you to restart the game from the beginning,

because it's time to invade a sad lonely man's privacy in the quest for the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

In the one and a half videos that I've done covering Hello Neighbor

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