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All the stories about you dying by a girl who watches your bed unless you send this letter

to 10 different people, etc. etc. Well, obviously we've come a long way since then, and now

there's plots and characters and everything of the like. And this is not my first ritual

pasta. And in fact, I wouldn't even say it's my favorite because my views are very

skewed when it comes down to what my favorites are in my channel. But this is one I do feel

like really expresses where ritual pastas come from and where ritual pastas have gone

to. And I actually left that up to you guys to help me decide if we should have gone

with a cell phone game or if we go with the devil game. And by your decisions, you seem

to have chosen the devil game, which after admit is a very, very good story. So for tonight,

a story that helped make me who I am is the devil game, but in Furnall Nightmare 333.

Pray for the devil. Pray for devils have no reason. Satan waits to curse your ways.

Have you seen it in his eyes in the sunset? Have you wondered if his laughing when he plays?

Kansas. The Devil Game. This is a set of instructions for how to speak with the devil, which as those

of you with any sort of brains at all might note is a patently moronic proposition on

the face of it. One likely to culminate in any number of thoroughly unpleasant fates.

Honestly, it would probably be smarter to publish your credit card number on Facebook, or

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