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So guys, I don't know if you heard, but Jared Kushner has read 25 whole books on the conflict

in the Middle East.

That's probably more books than he's ever read about anything else.

Wow, 25 books was one of them yours, Tammy? I think like... I want the list, damn it.

Yeah, but I think we got to know, like somebody

tweeted when this came out, were any of them

written by an Arab, which I think is an actually

an interesting question. And of course course my book on the conflict is called

how Israelis and Palestinians negotiate so he didn't need to read it because he

only needed to read it because he just run one half he skipped every other

ten you write the plan how long He just read one half. He skipped every other chapter.

How long was this plan?

80 pages.

That's like at least two pages of book.

It included a map. He made a point.

That's never been done before before 80 pages and a map did the map have names of countries on it

Yes, but they were all labeled Bangladesh

Look Jared Kushner has knocked this term paper out of the park, guys.

Afer effort.

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