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Kindergarten's back and it's weirder than heck. With teachers on pills and a lab on deck,

kids getting tested like rats in the maze and a nugget cult chanting in

barbecue haze. It sparks some weird questions, absurd and profound. Like, could chicken

nuggets break you a fold to the ground? And what's with that janitor who's mopping up gore?

With whispers and rumors that hinted strange lore. But none of those riddles stuck deep in my brain,

like one that's both stupid and slightly insane.

In kindergarten 3, when logic heads south, how many kids fit in an alligator's mouth?

Hello, internet! Welcome to Game Theory. The show that knows an apple a day will keep the smoking, definitely a real nurse, away.

Just like we've been kept away from our favourite murderous kindergarten game for far too long.

No, not you! I'm talking about the pixelated comedy gold with gratuitous violence, that is,

Kindergarten 3. In fact, it's been so long you could have had your own kid and had them finish kindergarten while waiting for this sequel.

But despite the tardiness, kindergarten is still top of the class.

We still play as an unnamed protagonist whose goal is to survive yet another death-filled day at kindergarten,

reliving the same day over and over again until we start to piece together

the ever-expanding mystery happening underneath these schools.

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