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Turtle Time

The Descent of Lala Kent (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Premiere Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz on Nick Viall's podcast and Rachel Goes Rogue Chapter 5. And then Riley reads Part 2 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:07:39) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere. (01:07:40) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:07.0

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.0

This once we turn of time.

0:17.0

Amy Amy Riley.

0:24.8

Everyone, this is Turtle Time, one of the longest Bravo podcasts in history, and just as long as Nick Viall's podcast with Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz.

0:35.9

Yeah, we'll see if we can beat it lengthwise. Why? Well, how long was it? Two hours and 55 minutes? Was it that long? I thought it was like, oh, I thought it was almost three hours. I thought he was trying to compete with Turtle Time a little bit. I know. He was coming for us. If it was two hours and 30 or over, we can't compete with him today. But yeah, people have to be rest. We've got places to be. But people have been rest, should be rest assured that we've beaten him a hundred times in length, you know, in past episodes. Yeah. What's our longest? Oh, yeah. He was two and a half hours. Oh, okay. Okay. So yeah,, that's respectable length. I mean, he pushed to the boundaries of turtle time.

1:13.9

Yeah.

1:14.4

He's learning from us that long form is where it's at.

1:17.7

Do you think that, not to get straight into it,

1:21.4

but there was sort of like 45 minutes at the beginning where I don't know necessarily

1:27.3

if that needed to be included. Yeah. Well where I don't know necessarily if that needed to be included.

1:29.5

Yeah.

1:30.6

Well, I don't usually listen to that podcast, so I didn't really know the format.

1:36.2

So at first I started putting on.

1:38.3

I was cleaning my house.

1:39.6

And then they talked about Taylor Swift for like four hours.

1:42.9

And then they talked about like The Bachelor for a while.

1:45.7

And I was like, when is this going to be over?

1:47.6

Then Schwartz came.

1:48.7

And that was on for a long time before.

1:52.1

Because now I think famously, Sandival was extremely late.

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