Hey, Prime Members, you can listen to Scream Ad Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. And Ash.

And Ash. Hey Screamers, I'm the femur coming out of your chin.

That's literally what I was going to be.

What?

Oh, I don't want to me though. That's tough. I'll just be like the cave or like water or something. I'll just go ahead. You look like you get something else. I can be something else. Hey, screamers, I am the rope that burns the fuck out of your hands and rips them in half.

Ooh. And I'm the femur that's poking out of your shin.

Yeah, you could be a femur that's fine.

Or not your shin, your thigh.

That's your sh, isn't it?

Well your femur is your thigh. So it would be your like fibula?

Tibia. Look man, it's so dark I could barely tell where it was coming out of.

Yeah, hi near leg bone coming out of your chin.

I'm the person who leaves you in a cave because you cheated on my, you took my dead husband away.

But not before I gravely injure you. Yeah. I can just be the

I could be a hunchback. I'll be a hunchback. That's cool. I kind of look like a hunchback anyway. I think I am. So yeah, I'll be the

hunchback. Yeah. There you go. And this is the hundred episode of Scream.

A hey! Party! Look at that! A hundred episodes. Crazy, the big one zero with another zero. I've only been around for like 94. I think less than that.

Alena has been a hundred episodes.

Bitches.

We'll have to celebrate Ash's 100th.

Yeah, Ash, we'll get to yours eventually.

And then you could just like, you could just take over that month and it could be whatever you want.

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