The Department of Homeland Security Theater
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. |
| 0:03.0 | A size too snug, but what could she do? |
| 0:06.0 | But that's not where her story ends. |
| 0:08.0 | Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, |
| 0:11.0 | she got her score into much better shape |
| 0:13.0 | and relocated to a box fresh new place, |
| 0:16.0 | with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. |
| 0:19.0 | Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. |
| 0:23.3 | Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. |
| 0:26.5 | Experian. |
| 0:27.5 | Better your score. |
| 0:28.7 | Better your story. |
| 0:35.1 | The Department of Homeland Security is now weeks into its funding lapse. |
| 0:40.0 | Last Friday, with TSA lines at airports growing, a woman named Linda called into a conservative radio show to offer a thought. |
| 0:47.8 | Clay, I think I have a solution to the TSA problem. |
| 0:51.4 | What we need to do is we need to supplement where we're missing out on TSA agents who |
| 0:56.7 | can't afford to work for us anymore. We need to bring in ICE agent. The host, Clay Travis, |
| 1:02.6 | loved the thought. I'm going to say, it's kind of a brilliant idea. He loved it enough that he |
| 1:08.6 | brought it up on Fox News later that day. |
| 1:11.1 | I had a caller on the show, the Clay and Buck show today, Charlie, had an interesting idea. |
| 1:15.8 | What if President Trump announced that ICE agents were now going to be supplementing TSA agents inside of all of the airports? |
| 1:25.2 | By the next morning, Trump floated the idea on truth social, threatening that if Democrats |
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