meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
TRASHFUTURE

The Dentists of Nonce Alcatraz

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We’re speedrunning Blairism in the UK with new feigned outrage about NHS dental care in prisons. We love a carceral state but we hate that it might be obligated to provide some services to prisoners. We also talk about a 23-and-Me equivalent getting bought up and absorbed into… the wider project of a scientific racism freak? It’s been a weird few days. Get access to more Trashfuture episodes each week on our Patreon! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s UK Tour here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *TRASHFUTURE LIVE SHOW ALERT* We will be live in London at Between the Bridges on Sunday, November 24! Get tickets here.Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I recently have been seeing United States of Canada in Jesus Land maps getting posted from first principles.

0:22.6

And I don't know what that means.

0:24.6

It means that we live in hell.

0:25.6

In case that wasn't obvious from the previous episode, we live in hell now.

0:29.6

Or at least Americans live in hell.

0:31.6

We live in like the pre-drinks for hell.

0:33.6

We live in hell's like a place that really wants to be hell. Yeah. Yeah. We live in like a place

0:40.0

that an estate agent would sell to you as hell, but it isn't actually, it's like quite a war.

0:45.8

Oh, brand hell. In the Middle Isle of Liddle. It's actually called like Heal. Pargatory is South Hell.

0:53.0

Yeah. Many people say it's just as bad.

0:56.3

Listen, mate,

0:57.0

purgatory's actually got great rail links to hell.

1:00.0

Like, in some ways, it's better than living in hell.

1:02.4

Because, like, when you're in hell, you know,

1:03.8

you've got the demons, you've got the people being tortured,

1:06.3

you've got all the, you know, the apostates and what have you. Whereas when you're in purgatory, it's very calm, it's very nice.

1:11.0

But when you want to go to hell, you know, it's 10 minutes on the bus. And that's why,

1:16.0

that's why it's so up and coming. 1500 PC. Actually, a hell restaurant has just opened up.

1:22.4

So like, maybe. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, my. I've seen so much. it's, it's so brought me back to my, like, teen years, my early teen years.

1:32.6

It's a bit of a, it's a bit of a time capsule in a lot of ways, right?

1:35.5

Not just to 2016, not just to the, like, resistance pussy hat stuff, but like to the, like, the really dark days, to the Bush administration, you know?

1:44.3

It's like 2005 out there.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TRASHFUTURE, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TRASHFUTURE and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.