Hey, all right, right, right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, we got to make this quick. I got to fly to

Argentina before these Epstein files come out. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So at the McDonald's

Impact Summit yesterday, President Trump praised the filetio fish but said it needs more tartar

sauce. It's the same thing Joe Biden said as he bit into a pine cone.

Democrat Congresswoman Jasmine Crock had claimed that Lee Zeldon received money from Jeffrey

Epstein, but it turns out it wasn't the sex offender. It was actually a doctor donating to Zeldon received money from Jeffrey Epstein, but it turns out it wasn't the sex

offender. It was actually a doctor donating to Zeldon's campaign. This is not to exonerate

Zeldon, but to keep Hillary Clinton from hanging the wrong guy.

The UN has marked today World Toilet Day,

stressing the importance of safe, acceptable, accessible toilets.

Or as Don Lemon calls it, his chest.

Oh, my God. Oh, God.

Joy Reaclaimed she'd freak out if she saw a penis in the lady's locker room.

Oh, it must have been tough at MSNBC working around all those dickheads.

But she also said when she worked at MSNBC, she'd go to the gym and there'd be someone naked in the locker room who had boobies drooping to their knees.

Well, I thought Bryant Stelter worked at CNN.

According to a new study, owning a cat could double your risk of schizophrenia.

Wow, my cat's been telling me that for years.

Oh, thank you.

What a strange joke to applaud to.

The average American will spend nearly $1,000 on Thanksgiving this year,

although that's not even half of what some people spend every day for lunch.

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