Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?

Not much to it is there?

Unless of course it's a Walker's sandwich.

Mmm, that is good.

Now that's what Asani should sound like.

Go all crisp in with walkers.

Delicious.

Delicious. Thank you. with Walker's delicious.

Thank you. Thank you. Happy Veterans Day.

And out of respect, tonight I'm going Commando.

All right.

So the audience at the View started booing when Whoopi told them that John Federman was an upcoming guest.

But they settled down and returned to their mooing.

The International Olympic Committee announced it will ban biological males from competing in women's Olympic sports.

Better luck next time, Randy Weingarten.

Doctors in both the UK and U.S. have performed the first ever remote-controlled surgery on a cadaver.

And the patient is resting comfortably.

Never gets old. Unlike him, never gets old. This week it's expected to drop to a record low 49 degrees in Miami, and young men are being advised not to stick their tongues on stripper poles.

As you know, today is Veterans Day, where we salute our men in uniform, but also out of uniform.

Any excuse to run a shirtless Pete Higgsith photo?

Yeah.

Yeah.

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