We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 332.

L.A.0345, certificate number 28712.

The Dempster, The Dempster,

or the Dempster,

or the Dempster, as in all things, it's the Demster dumpster, but some people

started calling it the Dempsey dumpster just like some people put an

Ellen Soviet which ones which ones historically accurate. Demster dumpster.

Is there a guy named Dempsey involved? No there's a guy named Dempster. It seems like a weird thing to make it less rhymey and felicitis.

The thing is, we're talking about garbage men.

And, you know.

They have no poetry in their souls

Dempsey I feel like Dempsey dumpster kind of is like

Dempsey dumpster.

Dempsey dumpster.

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