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Thank you. All right.

All right.

Yes, yes.

I would clap for me to.

So on Wednesday, the Secret Service removed a child from the White House lawn

after he slipped through a fence.

Crap, did I have another one?

Said one man.

Wow, you didn't like that one, huh?

Your loss.

Chinese researchers are reporting a successful kidney transplant from a pig to a brain-dead human.

Here's the human.

Here's the pig.

One-two punch. Here's the pig.

One-two punch.

I feel like we should go back to the Musk joke and do that one again.

At the Doge hearing on funding PBS, Democrat Greg Sazar asked if Miss Piggy has ever been caught trying to funnel billions in government contracts to herself and her companies.

Viewers were offended. He would use such a slur against Stacey Abrams.

She has a name.

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