Tonight on The Readout,

terrible experience. I came in. I was treated very nicely, but it is what it is. I took

a mug shot, which I never heard the words mug shot. That wasn't in teach me that at the

work school of violence. It's the worst humiliation of Donald Trump's life, the mug shot, having

to lie about his weight, and having to comply with the law, as laid down by Fani Tijifa Willis.

Also tonight, the usual suspects rushed to Trump's defense, vowing to investigate the

investigators, and threatening civil war.

But we begin tonight with the defendant I.D. at the Fulton County Jail, as P-01135809.

This is the real Donald Trump. Not the fictional character millions of people have been led to believe in.

This man has never been a billionaire. He never was a brilliant real estate developer. The master

business man seen on the apprentice for so many years was a fiction, a creation of the

show's producers. Nothing more. But that fictional character was somehow able to hoist himself

into the White House. And like many facades, this one was always going to crumble. Yesterday,

those 22 minutes Trump spent going through the booking process in the Fulton County Jail must have

been the worst humiliation of his life. And yet, even in that moment, he could not bring himself to

let go of that fictional character. The man he wanted to be, but never could. His booking record

declared that P-P-113-5809-A's weight was six foot three, and his weight, I was height,

as being six foot three, and his weight being 215 pounds. Not only would that put him nearly

30 pounds lighter than his disclosed weight at the time of his last official White House physical.

It would mean he was nearly the exact same, he had nearly the exact same physical stats.

As heavyweight champion Muhammad Ali in his prime, I'm just going to let you decide if you buy that.

And while the fictional character isn't real, the crime syndicate he put in place is very real,

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