The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:14 Christmastime In My Hometown 06:09:02 My Greatest Christmas Gift – Incest 10:21:18 2024 – Everyone Is Going To Be Debt Free And Using Rainbow Money 17:29:16 The Government Is Stealing Secret Recipes!!! 19:34:02 Bitchy Boomer Beats Grown Child And Gets Arrested 29:33:10 Support DV! Keep This Stupid Show Going […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, December 27th,
0:03.2	2023 coming up on the program today, receiving the greatest gift of them all.
0:08.2	Incest.
0:08.9	Plus, the FBI is coming for your Nona's beef brosole recipe, the curious case of a man's
0:14.4	chest exploding, and this Christmas Santa plummeted to his death.
0:19.2	Distorted View Daily
0:24.0	Daily, proudly presents a very special holiday greeting from the Pride of Canada,
0:31.0	Weatherman Frankie McDonald.
0:33.4	Hey everybody I'm gonna wish every single person on the entire face of the
0:39.6	planet Earth's a happy new year. I like to wish everyone and every single person and every
0:47.2	single country and the whole entire face of the planet Earth and happy new year from Frankie McDonald that is me.
0:54.8	I want you to eat 50 chili sauces and I once eat thumbal. Jelly sausage at once!
1:03.0	E
1:07.0	right now!
1:08.0	It's so stiffing jelly saut is right now!
1:15.0	Go!
1:16.0	Yo!
1:17.0	You!
1:18.0	You!
1:20.0	You!
1:21.0	I'm sure, you, you, you, you, I get to fall.
1:24.0	2 more.
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