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Hey gang, it's that time again where we tell you about big deal at this year's Melbourne International Comedy Fest,

and all you bugger lugs not in Melbourne get mad at us for the incessant ads for an event you can't come to.

Well, here's a thought. Come to Melbourne. It's lovely. I'll even take you to my

favorite place for coffee, the auction room cafe in North Melbourne. Coffee dates aside, this year,

we've acquired the directing talents of Tom Walker and Demi Ladner from award-winning comedy,

and also our sister show, Big Softtitty.pnG. We're doing twice the number of shows this year,

Friday and Saturday nights at 11 p.mpm till midnight, and if you're worried about getting home after such a late night, don't worry, public transport around Mikoff isn't garbage. Uberpool is a viable option with your fellow dickheads, and if you drive in, may I recommend parking at Federation Square. It's a bit of a walk from where we are, but it's fairly cheap and there's always spots.

Plus, you can grab a late-night burger and chips from Lord of the Fries as you sauntered down Swanson Street.

Giddy from the exciting show you just saw where Jackson yelled at me about my inability to keep a pot plant alive or something.

Tickets are available from our website, sandspansradio.com slash live,

or just search big deal on thecombefestival.com.

That's big deal at comedy festival.com.com.

Hey, everybody. I'm Jackson.

But no, I'm going to come to it again. Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Jackson, but... Nope.

Come to it again.

Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Cass.

Hello, I'm Jack Drewes.

And today's topic is the deep sea. How deep have you been in the sea? How deep have you been in the sea?

As of late.

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