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So you guys I called my mortgage company and told them that I don't think they're

living up to the spirit of our agreement. Yeah no kidding. I'm decertifying my

mortgage. Just not paying. Yeah. I'm going toifying my mortgage. Just not paying.

Yeah.

I'm going to tell my health insurance that they're not living up to the spirit of our agreement.

I'm going to call my parents and kick it over to them and have them renegotiated for me.

That works, right? That's a thing.

Did you tell your mortgage company that it was the worst deal ever?

Yes. Worst you'll ever made?

Surprisingly, they didn't agree.

But... Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the decertified edition. I'm Shane Harris,

luckiest reporter in Washington this morning because in addition to being here with my good friends to Mark Offman, Wittis and Susan Hennessy in the Jungle Studio, we are joined by the incomparable my friend Julia Yafi.

Hello.

Hello.

My friend.

You can do the whole podcast like this.

Hello, good to be here.

It's the Boris give me accent lessons.

Julia's member,

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