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Guaranteed Human.

I would go as far as to say, more than one of them had a king at any given time.

Because at one point, it was just a thing to be a dude in an R&B group and have a...

I bought one for my brother for Christmas for a year.

I was like, it was a rite of passage for just my brother for Christmas for a year. I was

like, it was a right of passage

for just a young black dude at the time.

Hey, brother, you know you need a cane.

And he might still have it. I just saw him

yesterday. I should have asked. I pray to God, you

kneeled when you handed it off to him.

I want that more than

anything.

The government growing babies.

Microchips in your anus.

All koala bears are racist.

The ozone layer owes the money.

Martians invented turkey stuff.

Y'all can't tell me nothing.

Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

And we finally worked to prove that Kyla Pratt did in fact sacrifice her television father,

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