I'm I'm going to be. Hi, everyone. Hi, everyone, and welcome to history.

My name is Tinn.

Welcome to the podcast.

We take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history.

Today we're going to talk about the life and death of Colonel, probably the

hero to most men.

That of

John Hold.

Well, it depends on who you talk to,

Timmy. I believe the band was a little

overrated.

Oh, you do?

Yeah, I don't

believe that there was any 14-inch penises involved, yeah.

Well, I don't know.

It is said that he had one close to 14-inchies, so.

So, you already know he's also, you know, he is famous for his series, that great, the greatest series of anything put on cellulid, and that is Johnny Wad series.

Johnny Wad, the famous detective, Timmy.

Of course, John Holmes, a porn star who had a very interesting life. And we're

going to talk about it. But before we do, let me remind everyone that we are a comedy podcast.

Sometimes we're a little risque, Colonel. We're a little risque. Now and again, now and again,

we can't keep the devil between the lines.

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