Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another episode with the crime and coffee couple. My name's Allison.

And my name's Mike. Hi, Mike. Hey, Al. How are you? I'm doing pretty good, but I'm happy to be here sitting with you and the rest of our listeners.

Why? Because I like you and I like our listeners. Oh, that's I thought you had something behind that. I guess it was just happiness.

Although at this point in time, maybe I don't like you so much.

And a lot of our listeners are like, oh, you guys are so cute.

I hope after 20 some odd years of marriage, we're as happy as you.

It's all a farce.

Not all a walk in the park.

I was lighting a candle. If you're watching on YouTube, I got a new

lantern above me. You can kind of see it a little bit, I think, in the video. She's very excited by it.

She's like, is it in the video? I'm like, yes, it's in the video. It's beautiful. I love it.

But Mike looks at me and goes, oh, are those pants from Amazon? And I said, why? And why was it? I was like, well, you could clearly see the seam down the middle and it kind of looks like you took a dump in your pants.

So that's the kind of compliments.

My husband of 22 years pays me.

And that's because, you know, I only allow her to buy like really cheap clothing.

Allow.

Yeah.

We got to save the nice stuff for like Christmas and birthdays. I'll kick you in the gonads so hard.

You won't even know what hit you.

So I'd watch yourself.

Yeah.

I mean, there's no allowing and not allowing.

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