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Comedy might be dead, but so is racism. We can celebrate that together. My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is Knightly Offensive.

My guest tonight is JP Sears. He is a black trans activist from the Biden administration. He'll be on in just a moment.

Anyways, it is approximately 10.05 PM Eastern time in the United States. Let's get down.

Alright, we're very good at dancing.

We're actually better at dancing than at comedy. Unfortunately, this is the reality. My name is Elijah Schaefer. We've got a great episode for you.

As I just mentioned, you can all celebrate today because systemic racism is over. And the designer of this handbag, he's gay. He's trans. He's all the letters of the alphabet.

Not just the LGBTQ, he's the LMNOP, the QRS, the TUV, the WX, the Y, and the ZJP Sears, comedian, YouTuber. Welcome to Knightly Offensive for the first time.

Elijah, thank you for having me, and you're welcome for me being the most diverse. Yes, you've ever had this increases your diversity, the acquisition rating by at least three unicorn units. So you're welcome.

Well, I was thinking about that too because I had had an actual gay person on the show, but I felt like being gay is so 2021. It's 2023. And you actually just got awarded for the man who gets to declare whatever's relevant. We should care about right now.

So I might just ask you for the bottom of my heart. What is it we're supposed to be caring about right now? What should I be tweeting about?

Yeah, by the way, gay is the new straight. It's so like normal. So anyway, I think the new thing to be tweeting about is Ginger's, you know, Ginger lives matter. Ginger is, believe it or not, we're the rarest minority in the world.

So we've been through a lot of adversity. The the sun gives us a lot of sunburn, like literally the closest starting the sky is trying to kill us. So we're a very oppressed people.

I am doing my best to get the LGBTQ, the current G in it to convert to identify as Ginger, rather than gay.

So, you know, I don't know. I think everybody's lives are affected by one's Ginger ethnicity. So I would recommend you care about that. And if you don't, I'll be mad.

Well, like they say, you can't spell Ginger with an N-I-G-N-E-N-R. So that's even going to be canceled very, very soon. I mean, I'm just saying, right? I mean, the fact that you put all those letters into one word, dyslexic people might read Ginger and think you're a racist.

Yeah, by the way, another you mentioned that like the LGBTQ with like no vowels, I've, I think it makes a lot of people feel like they're dyslexic. So it's kind of like a false sort of like a false positive on the dyslexia, self-dags, which I'm sure it's just called struggle. Worldwide.

Yeah, it does. And by the way, just so that you can be reminded of how great the world is going before we even get into anything. Obviously, you know, the prices of things are going up. Life's getting expensive. People are bitching and complaining in the public. Oh, you know, I want luxuries like meat for my family and diapers for my children and like, oh, I wish I could, I want to be able to afford to live in a home for my family. You know, just complaining about just the most ridiculous things.

It's like grow up already, you know, homeless people exist. You should try it. But no Emma magazine. This is really important actually decided that people around the world because of the of society are beginning to join eco villages. That's what they're calling them. They're coming together, which is really good news for us, neighbors are sharing responsibilities like farming and childcare. They're coming together. Why? Because climate change is making them search for a more sustainable experience. So it turns out everyone is just complaining.

And she'll probably buy less Starbucks. The reason why people are like buying less stuff, eating less steak and like moving in together and like sharing apartments is because they're trying to prevent the planet from melting. I found that out today. I didn't know it. I thought I had to do with the economy and the fact that it's impossible to afford to exist. But that was good news that it's everybody isn't being selfish. And they really are just looking out for the planet. Did you find that out today?

I just not found that out. I didn't hear that very important news earlier. I'm grateful of FOMO also. But that's awesome. Another people are doing that, which sounds like sort of self-induced communism. I would love to hear what the climate change numbers are like how I'm sure it's improved because people are doing that for climate change.

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