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Hi listeners, I'm Jake Weber and I have a story I want to tell you.

A story about a factory.

A factory which, by the end of its life, produced only fear and death.

So gather around and listen.

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Dear brother, please find and close the check for $350.

I cannot properly return the gift you have forced upon me.

So I have estimated its cost and paid it back to you.

I cannot accept it.

And I know little brother that you will find some way to be hurt or wronged by my kind action.

But it is in no spite to your attempts at well wishes.

I do not need your help. For you do not know how to help.

Lest you forget, I am your older brother.

You have never seen the boogeyman under your bed have you.

Because I was always the one you cried for at night.

I was the one who would search underneath your bed and in your closet.

So do not pretend to know. You may be all grown up now ahead of your own family.

But you are still my younger brother.

But you say you're a man now.

A father will have to look under his own boy's bed.

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