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Most important headline, it's Friday.

It's Friday.

This is the best day of my life.

Happy Friday to all of you.

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

It's Friday.

Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Well, there you go. It did great to start your day with some amazing music. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, that was excellent. That is called I've been waiting. It's a little peep. It's a late little peep along with a fallout boy. And who's that? I love a Conan. Oh, of course. On a Tuesday. Anyway, I got to tell you, that song sounds good. It does. It takes me back to a time when songs sounded good. I like that time. That's the key. Anyway, welcome to the day. It is Friday. Not only is it Friday. It's Friday. Yes. Hello, lady. Welcome to the day.

I know. As we celebrate, hey, Froggy, you'll love this. As we celebrate another day of six degree temperatures here in New York City. Yeah. This weekend, I think it's supposed to be close to 60. Yeah. It's a WTF weekend. Wow. They call it weather whiplash? Yes. They say that there are parts of the country that could have a swing of 125 degrees in the next seven days. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. I know. Is that happening on Mars as well? No, Mars is pretty consistent. All right. Our first caller of the day is Marnie. Hi, Marnie. Hi, guys. Oh, my gosh. I cannot believe I'm on with you. I know. Look, I know you're calling from Beautiful King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, which is the home of the mall, of course. That's it. Now, aren't you known for anything other than the mall? Isn't there like a battlefield over there? What is this going on? I guess Valley Forge, but the mall takes the cake. Yeah, I know. Isn't that funny? History, Valley Forge should be something we all study, but we'd rather go to the mall and eat pretzels from Anteans. You know what I'm saying? Love anti-Ans. I know. I'm a bio-teacher, so that history stops there. Yeah, I know. Hey, so today's your birthday. Happy birthday, Marnie. Oh, happy birthday. So what are you doing to celebrate this weekend? Tell us what you're doing. So unfortunately, I'm a little sick today. So I think I'm going to take it easy today. But tomorrow, they put in an axe-throwing building. You can go throw axes. I'm like, you know what? That sounds like something I want to do for my birthday. So you're going to go throw axes tomorrow. Now, is it directed at people or just a wall? It's a bullseye, but I pretend, you know? Yeah. Okay, everyone listening to right now, to what we're talking about right now,

Marnie is going to throw an axe tomorrow to celebrate her birthday. Yeah. But she's imagining, she's throwing it to someone. Imagine the person you would throw an axe at. Oh. Oh. I got it. I got it. Lock in your answers. Are we all sharing or is it just for our heads? No. Well, Marney, happy birthday.

I hope you have the best birthday ever.

Get feeling better, okay?

Thank you so much, guys. Elvis, I listened to you when you were on Q102, and I am so happy that you guys wake me up every morning, and I love a loyal listener. Wow, you've been around a long time. Yeah, I worked for Q102 in Philly years ago until they fired me. You know what? They didn't know what they were missing.

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