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I just laughed and a booger came out of an earth.

I love how funny they are.

So hilarious.

I love listening to it on my way to work.

Everyone's so abused.

The whole show really is on a slippery slope to hell. Diarrhea. That's why I listen to it because it wakes me up every morning. That is the single most annoying sound on the planet. No annoying sound on the planet. Elvis is amazing. Totally honest. He's so funny. When I say, hey, please dong me. Then feel free.

Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran. In the morning show. Can you imagine a world where you wake up in a big, big, huge bed?

You open your eyes and you look to your left, you look to your right, you look down below, you look above, and you're surrounded by your best friends. And you start your day in a big bed with your best friends. And they pay us to do this. Hey guys, welcome to the show. Good morning. Welcome to the big bed. The big bed is, well, we got a lot of people in the big bed today. There's Froggy and there's Danielle and there's Skerry. There's Scotty B in there. I see Straight Nate and Gandhi. Yeah, here we are. All in the big bed. All in the bed. That's what we do. While other people are just now starting to wipe the little eye boogers out of their sockets. We're already up and ready to go. Yep. Hey, Danielle. Good morning.

How are you?

Hello. to wipe the little iBuggers out of their sockets. We're already up and ready to go.

Yep.

Hey, Danielle.

Good morning.

How are you?

Hello.

Froggy.

Hello there.

Straight name.

Buenos die.

Hey, should we start the show with something kind of, let's do something kind of classy.

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