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It's Wednesday, November 4, 2020

from slated to the JSD, Micapaska.

And in the news today,

well, the big story,

Lewis and Maine officials still looking for the man

who set up porta-potty on fire.

And in Oregon, the Clackamas County Sheriff's office

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