The Dawn of Darkside Danny (The Valley S2 E5 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Amy and Riley discuss the BravoCon 2025 announcement, RHONY being completely cancelled never to return, Emmy Sharrett and Will Kulp's wonderful upcoming marriage to each other, and way more news than even that. (00:00 - 30:40) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 5) - "Drunk Danny Revisted". (30:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this episode, Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlatta discuss the latest drama surrounding Sonja Morgan's refusal to pay a dinner bill at Tucci, the future of the Real Housewives of New York, and the buzz surrounding BravoCon. They also share exciting engagement news from Southern Hospitality, revisit the Miami Housewives, and analyze Jax Taylor's new tour and Schwartz's podcast. In the next segment, the conversation delves into various aspects of the Bravo universe, focusing on the dynamics of relationships among cast members, particularly Ariana's reluctance to engage with Bravo-related topics, Erika Jayne's surprising reputation, and the chaotic return of Drunk Danny. The discussion also touches on Jesse's tumultuous behavior and relationship struggles, the antics during a wine tasting event, and the impact of cameos and business ventures within the Bravo world. The conversation delves into various themes surrounding reality TV dynamics, focusing on the interactions between cast members, their relationships, and the humorous yet chaotic moments that unfold. Key highlights include discussions about cameo experiences, the tumultuous relationship between Jesse and Michelle, and the antics of Danny, which lead to explosive confrontations and tender moments. The episode captures the essence of reality TV drama, humor, and the complexities of interpersonal relationships. In this episode, the hosts delve into various themes surrounding celebrity crushes, relationship dynamics, and the impact of secrets in friendships. They discuss the humorous yet serious implications of the 'hall pass' concept, explore the reactions to celebrity crushes, and reflect on the importance of transparency in relationships. The conversation also touches on the darker side of one cast member's behavior, leading to a broader discussion about the dynamics within the group. The hosts conclude with reflections on the episode's overall impact and the community engagement surrounding their podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.3	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.3	Move over Carbone.
0:08.2	The new Italian hotspot, Tucci, has the best meatballs in New York City.
0:12.9	But unfortunately, Sonia Morgan won't be eating them ever again.
0:16.9	You heard that right.
0:17.7	Turtle Time has exclusively learned from page six that Sonia Morgan refused to pay her $1,000 dinner bill at Tucci in NoHo inserted screaming, I'm a celebrity, I'm a celebrity, I used to be married to the guy from J.P. Morgan.
0:31.6	Max Tucci heard the commotion from his office, but by the time he got downstairs, Sonia and her four friends had fled the restaurant.
0:38.8	Now she is no longer allowed to ever go to Tucci's again, and if she wants Italian food in the
0:43.2	city, she's going to have to settle for the shitty meatballs at Carbone, or God forbid, the horrendous
0:48.8	meatballs at Chipriani. My name is Riley Hamilton, and that was the Turtle Time Breaking News.
0:53.8	Now I'm joined by Amy Scarlotta to discuss other news.
0:57.4	Wow.
0:57.9	Now that was a Turtle Time exclusive.
1:02.0	Kind of long, that one.
1:04.1	Wow, she's like James Corden at Balthazar.
1:07.7	Oh, my God.
1:08.7	Do you remember when we first heard the news? Turtle Time had just started when
1:13.5	James Corden was really rude to Balthasar, right? At that place? Yeah, he ordered like, I forget,
1:22.1	it was like egg whites or something. And he was like, what the fuck is this? Oh my God. Yeah, he's
1:27.1	famously a complete nightmare to work with and a monster of a human. I think there was like a little piece of a yellow yoke or something in it and he had a full bone meltdown. But did you hear this Sonia story? Similar to Corny. I did. I saw the headline, which I don't think is the first time I've heard that she skipped a bill. I've heard that about
1:44.9	her doing that at a hair salon. I think she tries to get every freebie she can and even when it's not
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